No, not mine. My friends are cool.

I’m talking about the idiots who befriend the some of the pitiful less fortunate candidates of E-Nite 2007 Prom King. I know only one of all those candidates listed, and his friends nicely wrote a decent description for him. But look at the rest, and the crappy descriptions next to their [lame] pictures.

He has all the good attribute (etc. helpful, friendly…….)

First of all, dumbasses, if you want to describe your friend, you put the etc. AFTER the examples of qualities. However, this is forgivable, considering that it’s just a grammer issue, and it wasn’t THAT bad. The real game starts now.

Craig is a starfish.

Okay, this one is just begging for a “What The Fuck!?”-type of reaction. I mean, seriously, your friend is a bloody starfish? Are you saying that we should vote for a piece of seafood to be prom king? Or do you mean that he’s got no backbone?

Friendly yet interesting!

People usually say stuff like, he’s fucking ugly, yet he’s a kind fellow or he’s rich yet he’s a total dumbass. Friendly yet interesting? Which one is the bad quality here? And why the hell is your name Snacky? You come from mainland China isit? Be a man! Do the right thing!

No, he’t not tobacco.

OMFG ENGRISH! Who would’ve thought that you could find it in a society of English-educated, soon-to-be engineers?

Regardless of the lack of cerebral activity in the previous descriptions, the prize winner for the Most Retarded Candidate Description of 2007 goes to the piece written by the friends of one Mr. Lam Ken Yi (I truly feel sorry for you, dude.)

Who don’t know him? :D

Well, pardon me, but I sure as hell don’t know who you are, Mr. Lam. But I bet after E-Nite, everyone will know you for sure, and they will know you for all the wrong reasons. Man. Seriously, these people are such a big joke sometimes.

Prom king candidates, I’m on your side. It’s not your fault that your friends are such morons who couldn’t figure out a better way to describe you. I’m sure each and every one of you deserves a well-written piece to give at least a decent idea of who you really are. My heart goes out to you :D

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Small Talk:
Pardon me, but the ‘nice guy’ Fazri had a long tiring day. So, I’m taking over his fingers while he’s asleep >:D *takes out flamethrower*

BURN, NOOBS!! BURNN!!!

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Why is it, that when I have a shitload of work to do for an event, I get rashes on my armpits? This isn’t the first time it happened.

Damit. This is the last thing I need. Sigh.

I think I need to put a sign on my door. People get angry at me for the most ridiculous reasons. I shall have the sign read:

Some people don’t understand why I set up my speakers to surround me, or why I bought a pair of BIG headphones instead of tiny earphones. In case you’re one of those idiots, I’ll be more than glad to explain: It’s because I only want to hear my music, my anime and my work and I don’t want to hear anything else.

And you, happen to fall under ‘anything else’.

I’d rather listen to the sound from a sine wave signal than hear your coarse, shrill and horrid excuse for a human voice.

Right now, I’m just pissed. Plain, downright fucking pissed. The reason is simple.

Let’s start with a simple short story. My house gets streamyx. More than one PC wants to use it. I was told to get a switch and set up a LAN so that more than one PC can use it. I did just that, everyone’s happy. Now, bandwidth is being throttled, and I searched long and hard for a solution. Solution found, and I enjoyed 3 days of regular download speeds again. Modem stable, PC stable, switch stable, no blackouts, everything was cool.

Until an idiot of an MMU IT graduate who now works for TMNet, selfishly, and noobishly, unplugged the fucking modem FROM THE SWITCH and sticks into her own laptop!

Guess what happened? My connection instantly became retarded. Despite my vigorous attempts at restoring my connection speeds, I’m left stunted. All my alternatives proved to be futile.

Long story short. Don’t be so fucking selfish, and USE THE FUCKING NETWORK SWITCH YOU AIRHEADED LARDASS. I DIDN’T GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE JUST SO YOU CAN HOG THE MODEM TO YOURSELF LIKE YOU HOG THE FUCKING TV.

I hate dealing with selfish morons. I haven’t felt so pissed off for a long time >:(

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UPDATE:
I somehow managed to get total downstream of 15-25 kB/s again. thankfully. Now I’m not THAT pissed anymore since my torrents are now running properly again.

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You and I are two very different people.

We come from completely opposite ends of the universe. Something so blatantly obvious, yet something you completely fail to recognize. Or rather, it’s something you DON’T want to recognize. I believe you know this for a fact, yet, you continuously haunt me with tales your of adventures [or should I say, misadventures].

I’m currently annoyed with you. And I’ll admit, all this annoyance comes from selfish reasons.

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