Archive for the ‘Grey Matter’ Category

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Seven Days of Classes

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Small Talk: I was going to enter a lift in the FOE building one day, and I overheard two guys chatting inside as the doors opened. Suddenly, one of them said to the other, “Dude, why does your fart smell like roasted ginger?” I decided to take the stairs. You see, I attended a training [...]

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Suckzzle Mah’ Penizzle

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Some of my very ‘hip’ friends gawk at me in disbelief and find it absolutely ridiculous that I hate the mainstream RnB/Hiphop Black music. Here’s a good explanation why [thanks, UrbanDictionary!] 1. Fo’ shizzle my nizzle “fo shizzle ma nizzle” is a bastardization of “fo’ sheezy mah neezy” which is a bastardization of “for sure [...]

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Where To Stand

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

At my age now, I am eligible to vote. But I honestly don’t know who to vote for. I realized that a horrible part of growing up is that you will come to learn of a lot of things. Dark things, evil things and cruel things. Things that force you to think really, really hard [...]

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Police Officers, Improve Your Image!

Monday, May 28th, 2007

You know, with all the talk about how much our local police sucks, I think it’s such an unfair deal. For them, and for us, too. It doesn’t help that there’s so much news and rumours and half-baked gossip about police accepting bribes and messing around in, uh…dishonorable schemes. Their public image right now is [...]

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Fansubs Will Be Illegal In Singapore?

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Small Talk: OMG! OMG! OMG! In less than 12 hours, Blizzard is going to announce it’s newest game release! I am dead serious in my prediction that it’ll be Starcraft 2. It better damn well be, after what they did to Starcraft: Ghost XD *cross fingers and dances like a rabid fanboy* Simon gave me [...]