A certain female acquaintance of mine, let’s call her Anna, cooks up a wicked chicken macaroni and cheese, and she knows how much I am fond of that particular dish of hers. So, on one fine day, she called me over for lunch and gave me the wonderful opportunity of letting me savor the magics of her culinary expertise.
It’s actually a show of gratitude for some favors I did for her in the past. Besides, both of us have been busy with stuff, so it was a good chance for us to catch up.
Halfway through the meal, we heard the roar of thunder and Anna suddenly went “Shit, shit! Fazri, help me bring the laundry inside!”. So, we rushed to her backyard where the clotheslines were and I realised why she panicked like that. Like many single working females out there, she accumulated all the laundry for the week and decided to spend the day taking care of it all in one go.
Then it started to drizzle, and there was only one laundry basket - which I let her use. Anna started to panic even more so I just grabbed whatever I could. I only have two hands, right? So some of the bigger stuff like bedsheets and blankets got slung over my shoulder, and smaller stuff like blouses and skirts got draped over my arms and because we were rushing and shit, I even had to hold on to the loose items in my hands. By the time we got inside, I looked like I just robbed a fabric merchant and just escaped the bazaar. Still with clothes draped all over myself, I sat down and was catching my breath when Anna pointed an accusing finger at me.
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