Comments on: Fatwa, Oh Fatwa

By: Didyajustsaytht

Didyajustsaytht — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:45:39 +0000

Nice prediction on the future boy. I think the Beer prediction has already come true.

By: DWolve

DWolve — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 02:33:43 +0000

Lol. How on earth did I miss this article??!!

By: muhammad siddiq

muhammad siddiq — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:43:51 +0000

this is not true….
islam is easy..

Silencers: Yes, Islam is easy. And you are an idiot.

By: K-zee

K-zee — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:50:01 +0000

THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE? maybe non-moslem will think it funny..but for moslem ,we will found it hillarios if non-moslem will actually believed it as a real fatwas.haha.

Weird..because i never heard such fatwa’s being imposed to malaysian moslem.Im a Malaysian Moslem and i am from Kelantan(like what the chinese said,’A backward-Islamic Ultra Malay State’).And if u heard an ‘Urban Legend’ saying, Chinese are being massacred everyday in Kelantan by PAS just because they re not moslem, i strongly suggested that West Coast Malaysian Chinese should go to Kelantan for holiday to see that so-called ‘Mass Massacre’.Dont worry about ur safety. we only kill Kelantan Chinese.hahaha.

Ok..the Fatwa about yoga is an issue but the MUFTI already metioned that few days after, if there’s no ‘chanting’ or ‘mentera’ involved during session,it’s ok for moslem to do yoga.Maybe the author of these jokes should wait for few days before realeasing these sick jokes bcoz these jokes proved that , he was trying too hard to be funny.(Just like Namewee)But off course, his ‘race’ will found it funny – Just to support him and this is the best time to join the ‘Celebration To Insult’.

Really good Jokes but its not funny,maybe sarcastic.But i found the creator of these jokes and the responses are “funny”.

Silencers: I think the person he crafted this joke is a full-blooded Malay just like you are. Though I strongly suspect that he has a better sense of humour than you do.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:50:57 +0000

LOL. Good one!

By: Fatwa, Oh Fatwa

Fatwa, Oh Fatwa — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:17:14 +0000

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By: Monk

Monk — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:15:17 +0000

1. Not only u guys have to end up swimming in the kolah air sembahyang. You must to wear smart casual or formal attire to swim.

2.Later, fatwa will ban anything that contains alcohol in 2010.

3.If cannot eat at mamak, what else you can eat? Bring food to work or go to eat yong tau foo?

4.Non-islam can also minta sedekah and cangkung at bangunan umno. GIVe us $$$

5.Fatwa trying to reduce population :) lol. I suggest they should sleep in morning (dreaming is not thinking) and wake up in the night.

By: Farah

Farah — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:41:02 +0000

Don’t give them ideas now!

1. A&W will have to be abolished…
2. People can’t ‘get some’ at night cause their brains are too occupied thinking of food!
3. If I can’t leave the country, means I can’t fulfill my dream of kissing every Santiago Calatrava manifestation.
4. RM3000 isn’t enough to vacate Penang!
5. I guess we’ll all one day end up swimming in the kolah air sembahyang…

Silencers: Santiago who?