11:39

Because I am too much of an idiot to know how to hold an AK-47 properly.
After a mere 5 shots [expensive bullets, OMG!] my shoulders hurt like hell.
For the past few weeks, I find myself hanging out at places that offer free refills. Yes, I’m that much of a cheap bastard. McD is one thing, but I’m quickly growing fond of Japanese restaurants like Sushi King and Ichiban Ramen because - yes, that’s right - they offer free refills of green tea [I prefer mine hot, by the way].
Why not Teppanyaki, you ask? That’s easy. I don’t like teppanyaki. I believe bean sprouts are evil sentient organisms that grow in massive numbers in an attempt to take over the universe by putting themselves up for human consumption, allowing their hyperevolutionary virus to act on the human hosts. Zerg infestation is nothing compared to the wrath of those swarming little beasts.


