I’m just gonna make this a quick one. I’m a little pissed off right now, and I’m not so keen to explain the details. Just let me put it this way: my being apathetic is my own way of not intruding on your fucking privacy. Also, I am under no fucking obligation to kiss your big flabby ass.

Go get yourself tea-bagged, bitch.

Oh, there’s another thing I must mention. I would like to give my heartfelt thanks to all those who took part in my assignment survey, all 23 of you :p As long as that blog post remains in the database, I will never ever forget the little favor you did for me - especially after you helped contribute to a research paper full of genuine bullshit.