Dull Cupids

January 12th, 2008

So, she and I were walking around Times Square, chatting while we wait for the cinema to open up its seats.

Her: So where do you usually hang out? Around here in Bukit Bintang or elsewhere?

Me: At my local mamak with my drinking buddies. I don’t usually go to malls unless I’m looking for anything specific.

Her: Oh… so other than blogging, surfing the net, watching anime, reading books and doing photography… what else do you do in your free time?

Me: Uh… I don’t usually have any more free time to do much else.

Her: [disappointed look] Wow,… your life is quite boring, huh?

Me: [sigh] It is, unfortunately.

At that point, I wondered if I should mention downloading and fapping to pron.

Dear beloved friends, the next time you feel like playing matchmaker for me, please find someone who speaks my language – or at least someone who has a properly functioning brain. Otherwise, please don’t bother.

Naoko says:

I’m sorry, but you poor thing. *Pats*

YungJie says:

At least you got blind date, how about moi ?!

RM says:

Hehehehehehe… well at least you are out and about! *More Pats* *a lil hug*

Aizat says:

owh…u went out with someone that were recommended by other people? Huhuhu thats not as easy as it looks like. “or at least someone who has a properly functioning brain” well said I should say. Someone that able to see things in a different way. :D

Silencers: Actually, someone gave her my number and we exchanged SMSes. Stupidly enough, I was the one who offered to go watch a movie.

Ganaesh says:

Oww. I know the feeling. *pats back*

jiok says:

haha. can tu porno-nize the whole thing? blind date…mmmmmmmm great way to start a porno story

Asyraf Lee says:

You never know, maybe she is a fan of porn too? *shrugs*

Who decides who is boring or not lah? :S

iamyuanwu says:

“Wow,… your life is quite boring, huh?”

BWahahahah! X^D

Chibster says:

Aiseh. *pats back* well… on the bright side you did get a date.

Ashlynne says:

Blogging – checked
Surfing the net – checked
Watching anime – checked
Reading books – checked
Photography – checked

Wow, say… are you free this Saturday? =P

(I hope your tiny little friend doesn’t read this, LOL)

Silencers: Well, I can always make time. By the way, which little friend are we talking about here?

george says:

ROFL

i have yet to go out on a blind date XD

Silencers: Try it. Makes for either a great mamak table tale or an amazing flight of fancy. Either way, you win.

ritchan says:

I miss hanging out there with my friends. I really do. Even the mediocre food court up there on the 10th floor seems very savory to me now…

Silencers: It’s that good? I never bothered to try :p

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