Manly Arguments

December 11th, 2007

I’ve come to an important realization. It’s almost like a pillar of light that had just burst through the clouds and shone this knowledge upon my being. I just realized that, during an argument between two people of opposite genders, the man will always hold himself back.

He would only shift his weight when he’s about to let go of a booming fart coming from the dinner that the woman cooked for him.

Nirah says:

Nay, not really.
The man will NOT ALWAYS hold himself back.

And this coming from a lifetime experience of living with people such as my mom and dad. We cry in silence often enough to be able to get used to heartaches.

Silencers: I actually meant holding back his fart.

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