WHERE’S MY FUCKING RED BULL?

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY FUCKING RED BULL?

WHY IS IT NOT IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE?

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY FUCKING RED BULL OUT

OF THE FUCKING FRIDGE!?

IT’S 3 FUCKING A.M. AND I WANT TO DRINK

MY FUCKING RED BULL SO I CAN FINISH WORKING

ON MY STUPID FUCKING ASSIGNMENTS!

I CAN’T DO MY FUCKING WORK BECAUSE I CAN’T

DRINK MY FUCKING RED BULL!

I CAN’T DRINK MY FUCKING RED BULL BECAUSE IT’S

FUCKING LUKEWARM!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WHO THE FUCK FUCKING

FUCKED WITH MY FUCKING RED BULL!?