Some of my very ‘hip’ friends gawk at me in disbelief and find it absolutely ridiculous that I hate the mainstream RnB/Hiphop Black music. Here’s a good explanation why [thanks, UrbanDictionary!]

1. Fo’ shizzle my nizzle

“fo shizzle ma nizzle” is a bastardization of “fo’ sheezy mah neezy”
which is a bastardization of “for sure mah nigga”
which is a bastardization of “I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother”.

In other words… What. The. Bloody. Fuck?
Some people just have difficulty speaking in simple, regular, intelligible English, it seems. Sheesh.

And don’t even start.

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Small Talk:
Asam Laksa is like, the best Maggi flavour, evar. *slurp*

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