Big, Sad, Teddy Bear
May 15th, 2007
Small Talk:
I am completely addicted to KFC‘s coleslaw, nowadays. For some reason, the combination of Hot n Spicy Chicken [or a Zinger], sweet Thai Chili Sauce and the coleslaw mixing together in my mouth is a thrilling sensation that is just….godly. I wonder why I never tried that combination before.
It was a shiny day with a light drizzle outside. The lunch crowd was lively with chatter and the merry clinking sounds of stainless steel cutlery against the cheap plastic crockery. My teh O ais arrived and I gave it a light stir as I listened to my very old friend Kel yap away at what has been keeping her busy the past couple of years.
Kel and I were classmates in secondary school. We were good friends since we have similar personalities and that we were rivals in our English debate team. It was arguably fun to pit my wits against hers, it always kept me on my toes – and it was very important for me to do so back then. It was the SPM years after all.
Suddenly, she gave me a long glare before finally letting out a long sigh, with a complete look of dissapointment etched on her face.
Kel: Fazri.
Me: Hmm? *sips at teh o ais*
Kel: Get yourself a bloody girlfriend.
Me: *chokes* What the fuck?
Kel: I haven’t seen you for three years, and now when I look at you I feel so irritated. I feel like, I just wanna grab the next cute girl who passes by here, fling her at you and make her hug you.Me: Uh… thanks? *bewildred look* But, uh…why?
Kel: It seems like your senses have dulled along with your wits. Okay, fine, I’ll explain. Hmm,… how do I start this?
Me: Ohoho, this oughta be good.
Kel: Shut up, twerp. I’m the psychiatrist, you’re the psychopath patient who got suckered out of his wallet. I’m thinking of words that would make me sound super cool. And super intelligent and all that shit that psychiatrists do. *scratches chin*
Me: *sips away happily at teh o ais* I’m just waiting with bated breath. *takes another sip*
Kel: Okay. I don’t know what you did with your love life, but to sum it all up, here goes. To me, you look like the saddest teddy bear in the world.
Me: Harh? *WTF look*
Kel: You see. You’re like this, big, fluffy, huggable, polka-dot teddy bear with a big pink bow tie at the neck. You’re practically brimming with love and warmth but you’ve got nobody to give them to. I mean, I should know. My boyfriend is the kind that’s generous with subtle little gestures, and I have this weird feeling that you’re not that different from him in terms of attitude in romance.
[note: The same fellow has been her boyfriend since PMR, apparently.]
Me: You haven’t seen me in three years, and you came up with that in three minutes? You never cease to fascinate me.
Kel: No, really. I know you suck at lying, you always have been. You try to sound cynical by saying cliched bullshit like ‘Oh, I’m not too keen on love right now’, but the moment a girl steals your heart, you can and will pour every single bit of yourself on to her. I should know, because that’s the kind of person you are.
Me: Sigh.
Kel: Bulls-eye, right?
Me: You have NO idea. Then again, neither do I.
In all honesty, I really don’t know how I should have reacted to all that. So, who wants to hug me? This bear won’t bite, promise. :D
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Oooh! Huggable squishy thing! *pounces, inspects and runs*
Huggable teddy bear, huh? The last time I looked at a self-indulgent post here, I guess that is a good description. ;-)
You wanna be careful all those KFC zinger+chilli sauce+coleslaw that gets you so excited now don’t turn you into a hard-to-hug grizzly bear, ‘k? LOL
Silencers: Hahaha, I’m trying to include less carbo and more vegetables into my diet these days. I’m not the type that can hold out a meal-skipping regime.
I guess she’s right. It’s about time already…eh, I going to hold that thought. I’ll remind you again when you register at FCM this coming June. XD
Silencers: Why do I need a reminder when I’ll be practically SURROUNDED by chicks?
yea man…lucky you…there will be days when you take the average pairs of boobies is the same as the actual pairs of boobies. wahhahahaha
My girlfriend has this thingy with hugable guys, so beware. (Un? :P)fortunately, I am not huggable enough.
Silencers: Perut mau kasi besar sikit XD
Hrmmm this could be a good new series…”Fazri Searching For Love”. :P
You are doing good things with the site, but has anybogy tolg yo about the real origin of the name “silent room”?
For mmore info about it read this and reply before this week has passed today is May 20, 2007, you have seven days to reply and ask for more info.
JUST AS INFO PREVIEW, THE NAME WAS SUGGESTED BY THE DARKEST PEOPLE YOU CAN MEET ON THIS PLANET.
THE IDEA TO GIVE AWAY THE SITE HAS AN SPECIAL SECRET ABOUT IT, THAT GOES BACK TO 1312 A.D.
THE SILENT ROOM, WAS CALLED THE CHAMBER WHERE THE TEMPLARS WENT TO MEDITATE AND PLAN THEIR HOLY LAND STRATEGIES. NOW STRONG TIES TO THOSE FAMILIES ARE LIVING IN BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA.
THEY ARE NO MASONS, NOR CHURCHES INVOLVED.
SEVEN HUNDREAD YEARS LATER, THE LIGHT WILL BE AGAIN LIGHTEN AND SOMETHING WILL BE ASK FROM YOU.
IT’S A GOOD THING THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY. THIS WAS GIVEN TO YOU, BECAUSE OF YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION.
BEST REGARDS
MEISTER P..
Silencers: Gee. Uh. Thanks for the scoop, I guess. I only chose this name out of whim. Speaking of Templars, you don’t happen to play Starcraft, right? It’s like, the best RTS game, EVAR. :p