The Silent Room

Since I’m such a good sport, I’ll play along with your meme, Ganaesh.

May 1, 1997
1) How old were you?
Not old enough to watch porn.

2) Where did you go to school?
SRK Bdr Tun Hussein Onn, Cheras. I just moved there from Damansara back then, but I’ve made friends who I still keep in touch with today.

3) Where did you work?
Child labor is a crime. They should abolish back-breaking schoolbags.

4) Where did you live?
In 1997? I just moved to Cheras that year.

5) Where did you hang out?
One my teachers’ place, where we all go for tuition classes.

6) Did you wear glasses?
Yeah.

7) Who was your best friend?
Wan Aizuddin. A short stubby genius who shared my passion of books and video games.

8 ) How many tattoos did you have?
I’ve had plenty. Afternoon naps and marker-pen-equipped friends aren’t a healthy mix.

9) How many piercings did you have?
A girl pierced my heart once. Nothing really happened because I was such a coward to do anything.

10) What car did you drive?
Bumper cars. Road rage was my middle name.

11) Had you been to a real party?
Yeah, sure. A whole bunch of us rowdy kids kicked the hell out of that idiot A&W Root Bear’s ass.

12) Had your heart broken?
Didn’t really do much, so I guess not.

May 1, 2002
1) How old were you?
Still not old enough to watch porn – but I watched them anyway.

2) Where did you go to school?
SMK Cheras Perdana. Quite a ghetto, that place was. I was the anti-hero prefect and the teachers’ pet.

3) Where did you work?
I was a content writer for Xfresh that time, one of the old few.

4) Where did you live?
Still in Cheras.

5) Where did you hang out?
The local cybercafe’s, kicking ass in Warcraft 3. The name Silencers put a chilling fear in the hearts of the local children, causing them to kick me out of their little games. Assholes.

7) Who was your best friend?
I never got the chance to make any. The moment I thought I had a best friend, I had to move out. It was just a little over a year since I left my boarding school in Kedah.

8 ) Who was your regular-person crush?
Someone who ignored me.

9) How many tattoos did you have?
Quite a few. Afternoon naps and marker-pen-equipped pre-puberscent cousins aren’t a healthy mix.

10) How many piercings did you have?
A doctor stuck an anesthetic needle into my manhood four times during my circumcision, a looooong time ago. The trauma was quite a deterrent.

11) What car did you drive?
The local driving institute’s Kancil.

12) Had you had your heart broken?
Yeah.

May 1, 2007
1) How old are you?
I’m old enough to watch porn. Thing is, I’ve had enough of porn by now. How ironic.

2) Where do you work?
At home. In front of my PC.

3) Where do you live?
Still in Cheras.

4) Do you wear glasses?
I like my glasses.

5) Where do you hang out?
Cyberjaya, Putrajaya, KL. Many places. But mostly, in my room, in front of the PC. Online.

6) Who is your best friend?
I have several friends who are very close to my heart.

7) Do you talk to your old friends?
Yeah. But we don’t really talk about the old days.

8 ) How many piercing do you have?
The trauma is still effective. Strangely enough, I’m not afraid of donating blood.

9) How many tattoos?
Nobody does silly things like that to me anymore.

10) What kind of car do you drive?
A 1992 silver Proton Saga.

11) Has your heart been broken?
Not this year. At least, not yet.

I don’t feel like tagging anyone. Will blog something more substantial next time.