The Silent Room

I’ve been having frequent close encounters with a certain terrestrial lifeform lately.

In fact, they’re rather adaptable in different environments.

Okay, so they possess some amphibious capabilities.

Alright, so they ARE amphibians!

They’re frogs.

Random Dude: And toads?

Sigh, yes. And toads.

Throughout the past 2 weeks, three out of five times I will find a frog [or a toad] taking a nap in one of my running shoes.

Every three or four days a frog [or a toad] would be happily hopping away, crossing my path as I’m about to leave the house.

And at least three times a month, in the dead of night, a frog [or a toad] will always sesat into my DRY kitchen.

And I’m always the one to have to send the poor motherfucker out the window -.-”

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Any horoscopical/feng shui ideas or superstitious bullshit ideas that can interpret these strange occurrences?

UPDATE:
Goddammit. I completely forgot about Bloggers Together Gather and absent-mindedly promised my mom I’d take her to visit an aunt tonight.

I phailed. _|¯|O