My friends forward and spam around some of the most interesting notes you can ever find circulating across an IM network. Here’s a good example:

Facts of The World

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Fact 4: Now you are laughing, because you became a fool!

Fact 5: Now, you want to fool your friends too - so forward this to them!

Like the Malays always say, ketawa sampai tak kering gusi dibuatnya.

And yeah, I’ll admit it. *smacks forehead*

After reading Fact 1, I went “Huh, really?” and touched all my teeth with my tongue. Pwned.