The Silent Room

It was a lovely Wednesday evening, and I just finished watching a [relatively] new anime series, I checked on Messenger to see if anyone was online, and chatted up Yun Chuan. It then hit me, the Johor floods, and Yun Chuan is from Johor…

Me: eh, your house tak kena flood isit
Me: now only i realised you’re from johor -.-”

YC: ……….
YC: fark u
YC: haha
YC: nolah… if i flood singapore will be gone
YC: i’m on higher sea lvl than singapore

Me: ooo
Me: haha, last time a fren and i thot wat if singapore dissapear
Me: like, what if singapore was just an appendage of malaysia
Me: connected by the causeway and a tiny stretch of underwater land
Me: we break those two connection, let s’pore drift away
Me: maybe say “yo, sumatra!”

YC: …..
YC: =.=”"”"

Me: that was my days before i learned geography la.

YC: haha
YC: not bad imagination for a kid
YC: well… but… u’re fazri
YC: that’s gotta happen

I miss chatting nonsense with this guy. Of course, it doesn’t just end there.

YC: after u being chased by boars
YC: bees
YC: everything is possible

Me: chased by *a* boar, not boars.
Me: shit man, if you start telling ppl i got chased by a fucking stampede of huge sweaty grunting animals, im gona choke you

YC: dude.. if u had been.. and u survived… u’d be my hero
YC: fuck super man spider man
YC: hail faz.. the boar man!

Me: ….
Me: somehow i don’t quite fancy that superhero name.
Me: and what would my superpowers be? boar-dodging?
Me: i got my superpower after eating a radioactive piece of pork during alan’s birthday?
Me: wtf man.

YC: \/\

Me: wtf is “\/\”?

YC: dumb keyboard
YC: my bro keyboard diff positioning for keys

Me: huh?
Me: OOOOO
Me: you wanted to press =.=
Me: but come out \/\
Me: LOLOLOL

YC: yes
YC: stupdi layout
YC: >_<

Me: from your typo’s, i can tell

I can’t wait to visit the CiBaiKia House again.

UPDATE: And there’ more!

YC: fazri…. eh.. u know what
YC: our house
YC: planned for not letting najib be the next prime minister

Me: hahah

YC: since we didnt like him

Me: oh okay
Me: anything he said in particular that pissed you off?

OH MY GOD MY LEFT EYE IS TWITCHING! WHY THE FUCK IS MY LEFT EYE TWITCHING!?

YC: and since we needed a prime minister for N in rahmaN
YC: we are thinking of voting u
YC: NUHA

Me: gg.

YC: hell.. u fit the criteria

Me: i saw that coming :))

YC: u malay
YC: u start with N

Me: i start with F you dipshit.

YC: and hell u would make a GREAT prime minister
YC: nah… NUHA does well enuf

But seriously, this isn’t the first time I have been told that I should be a politician and run for a seat. Goddamn.