The Silent Room

I just had the most beautiful morning today. I went around blog-hopping and and visited Amir‘s blog for some kicks. Since it’s been a while since I last visited, I decided to read a little more than I usually do and found the most brilliant gem of all his posts.

Ore wa shing bung o kakimashita. Ima wa, shingbung o kakimasengdeshita. Kariimurra wa bakemono desu. Ano hito to kairiii jamarudding wa hardo gaei desu. Ano hito tachi wa bakemono desu. Daikirai, ano buta.

[translation: I wrote for a newspaper. Right now, I don't write for newspapers. Kalimullah is a monster. That guy and Khairy Jamaludin are Hard Gays. Those guys are monsters. I hate them, those pigs.]

Reading the whole length of that post made me laugh so hard I think it’s gonna last me for the whole week. Hat’s off, dude. I didn’t know you watch anime, and I certainly didn’t expect you to be so fluent in Japanese. You rock!

UPDATE:
I have taken the liberty of translating the whole Japanese text into English for you mundanes. It’s not perfect, as my own Japanese is quite rusty, too.

The Malay Male in Japanese
Good evening, guys! I am the wonderful Malay Male! I am very cool and handsome. Handsome, I tell you!

Today, I went to the zoo by LRT. I ate a monkey. Fat[?] monkey. I didn’t eat pork. Pigs aren’t cute.

I like women’s pussy. Delicious, pussies are. How much is your pussy? Two hundred ringgit? You bitch! Don’t be kidding me, woman! Your face is ugly. Seriously, two hundred? Geez.

Does your mom watch English movies? Really? Is your mom stupid? Go visit the museum.

We have no soul. Is there a God? Don’t you pray? Do you? [I'm not so sure about this line]

This country is really bad. It’s not pretty at all. Sometimes it’s stupid.

I wrote for a newspaper. Right now, I don’t write for newspapers. Kalimullah is a monster. That guy and Khairy Jamaludin are Hard Gays. Those guys are monsters. I hate them, those pigs.

I can’t stop my tears!
because I’m a robot, a machine!

[as for this part onward, I'm simply throwing guesses here]

Fly, tekken, Rocket Punch!
Now, unleash, Lost Hurricane!

Breast Fire!

Gekigan Flare!

Super Denji Spin!

God, Rum!

Die, Stoner Sun!