I’m Fat. But You’re Fatter.
August 22nd, 2006A scene during lunch hour at a popular food court in Cyberjaya…
Dude A: What’s bothering you?
Dude B: Well, see… we’re both.. large men, right?
A: Uh-huh.
B:..but you’ve got a girlfriend, and you’re friends with lots of hot chicks. And I don’t.
A: Well, between you and me, yeah. We’re both fat.
B: That’s what I’m saying but-
A: You know the key difference between you and me?
B: What?
A: You’re fatter. BWKAHKAHKAHKAHA!!!…
Dude B could only roll back his eyes as Dude A continues to laugh maniacally until he got a solid smack upside the head from his missus who returned with their drinks [and who is also pretty damn hot, IMO]. Apparently, she heard the whole thing :p
Me? I just choked on my noodle.
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muahahahaha…excellent spot dude! i think anyone would choke on what they’re eating if they heard that ;)
Cheers!!! :D
That’s real funny. Esp. when I guess you’re Dude B. Seriously, what’s wrong with all the girls?? LOL
Silencers: Size matters XD btw, I wasn’t part of that conversation, my table was next to them. It was kinda surprising how no one else on my table heard them. Must be my amazing powers of observation.
Thank god I wasn’t there sipping on my hot tomyam. x.x
Well, There’s always the reply :
I may be fat, But u’re ugly.. and I can diet…
Silencers: You’re slow. Dude A has got a chick to bang. Dude B doesn’t. And both of them can diet. Pick another proverb.
Errrr…. Fat and steady wins the race??
Hahhaa..
I guess I am a lil too free here waiting for my hair to dry at this time of night every day..
heh.
currently in dude B’s shoes.
would like to be in dude A’s tho….
ah love….
Silencers: The point that dude A was trying to make was the fact that fat isn’t a factor. What makes that difference is a strong character, and a bit of courage :)
Chiqs dig the big round perut. Because it’s the source of warmth and happiness. LOL.
Silencers: Amen.
:) Character at the etd of the day wins.
I have this super good looking boy friend who has never ever been on a date or been out with a girl one on one because he thinks he’s inferior. o.O
He is forever hoping. I wish him luck.
Looks gives you an edge. However nothing beats character.
I wish I’m pretty though. So far I’ve only heard one person who’s said that I’m beautiful. :’) Hope he means it to this day. You know who you are.
*chuckles*
eavesdropping eh. tsk tsk :P
(yah… ya, they were just speaking loudly & u were the only person who overheard :P~)