A scene during lunch hour at a popular food court in Cyberjaya…

Dude A: What’s bothering you?

Dude B: Well, see… we’re both.. large men, right?

A: Uh-huh.

B:..but you’ve got a girlfriend, and you’re friends with lots of hot chicks. And I don’t.

A: Well, between you and me, yeah. We’re both fat.

B: That’s what I’m saying but-

A: You know the key difference between you and me?

B: What?

A: You’re fatter. BWKAHKAHKAHKAHA!!!…

Dude B could only roll back his eyes as Dude A continues to laugh maniacally until he got a solid smack upside the head from his missus who returned with their drinks [and who is also pretty damn hot, IMO]. Apparently, she heard the whole thing :p

Me? I just choked on my noodle.