I was looking at a friend’s USB analog gamepad the other day, when I noticed that he still had the box. So I picked it up, and found it to be a rather interesting read. First up is the diagram of the controller;



I wonder if this wonderful game word can be found at Dictionary.com
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Aquosity. Hmm. I’ll be sure to remember to avoid that.
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Does this mean I should pull the connection plug regularly?
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Excuse me?
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Okay, I’ll avoid this ‘long time play‘-thing, too.
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Hey, why is there more than one product feature? And imitate what mode?
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I’m eagerly awaiting to be shocked by this controller.
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Is this a gaming device or a contraceptive piece of rubber?


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But, man, that ‘sweat antiskid‘ just killed me. Really.

[note: the pictures are blurry because I couldnt steady myself when laughing so much]