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After leaving Starcraft behind me for many many years [6, I think], I have long forgotten the joy of playing Starcraft, and I’m currently clueless as to what builds to play when up against a human opponent. Of course, I understood the mechanics of Starcraft, and I know exactly what unit does what and what skills do what to who. I just have no idea how to use them to play well.



3 vultures totally decimated a pack of 8 zerglings and a big bunch of drones!

When I look at this video [thanks Peh!] on YouTube, I must say that I’m extremely jealous of Korea. Starcraft Clans and players are treated like celebrities. Games and duels are broadcasted before an audience of fans and commentary by emcees. It’s full of thrill and excitement it’s like a freaking football match!


Wraiths are cool.

I just can’t help but be swamped with sheer jealousy. Oh and I came across this one, too. A great [if not the best] AMV [animation music video] render of Starcraft cinematics, backed by Metallica - One.

I was looking up for info on Rokuro-Kubi [a japanese mythical creature, normal human by day, telescopic neck by night] and came across a different monster, Nuke-Kubi [normal human by day, blood-sucking-detachable-flying heads by night]. Naturally, I was reminded of a similar kind of ghost in Malay culture. The Nuke-Kubi heads detach cleanly from their neck, i.e. only their heads fly around looking for a bite. The Malay ghost I was reminded of was a bit different, in a sense that in doesn’t detach cleanly like the Nuke-Kubi do.

Instead, it ‘unplugs’ itself from the body, and it will have its heart and lungs still attached, dangling from the head as it flies in search of food. In case you don’t know, it’s called a Hantu Penanggal [literally meaning a Detacher], where the ghost would literally tanggal [detach, in Malay] its head and some organs from its body and fly around the village. It took me quite a while to recall the name, so I asked our friendly DJ for help. However, I managed to remember the name before he got a chance to reply.

Still, an amusing conversation took place;

Redzuan DJCS: yo
Me: nah, i was js wondering if you’re familiar with malay ghosts
Me: i wanted to ask a name, but now i just remembered, haha
Redzuan DJCS: ohhh..
Redzuan DJCS: langsuir… hantu raya… pocong…
Me: actually i was looking for the name penanggal
Me: haha
Redzuan DJCS: otherwise known as the Blind Tok Mudim…
Redzuan DJCS: :D
Me: har?
Me: tok mudim buta?
Me: apa kaitan dengan…oh.

For those who are unfamiliar,… back when there weren’t that many clinics in Malaya, a Tok Mudim is a man who circumcises young boys. Now THAT is one Penanggal I would definitely not want to meet.

As much as I hate jumping on the bandwagon [I avoid doing so as much as possible to retain the very nature of this site], I can’t help but toss in a few pennies of thoughts on what has been a raging issue for such a long time. That is, the issue of soggy cornflakes invading our breakfast bowls.

Kidding.

What else would the title suggest, you dweebs? Of couse I’m gonna have a say about Multi Level Marketing [MLM in short]. It’s always been a very controversial issue ever since the very concept of MLM found its way here in Bolehland. Let’s take a look at how MLM has been perceived by the general public, shall we? I asked a few people I know pretty darn well…

Bob: MLM? No thanks.
JJ: MLM? Easy money, what?
Chuck: MLM? Like, is that M&M’s new product? Soft outside hard inside?

Ok, so that’s not quite public of an opinion [I'm too lazy to go out and interview people. I'm a hermit, you see.], but I’m sure you’ve heard those kinds of responses, more or less. MLM, sometimes known as Direct Selling, has not exactly been in good light for the past decade or so. What with all the pyramid schemes, Pak Man Telo or various other scams that were spun off of the MLM concept.

I’ll be outright honest with you. I, too, am part of an MLM business. However, I’m a hibernating member, as I don’t actively go out and make any sales, yet. Nor do I take pleasure in telling people that I do MLM or went out of my way to recruit any members [at least, not anymore]. I just registered as a member, and I plan only to make sales AFTER I graduate. Why? Because if I have the time to go out and sell stuff, I should be studying.

I have to admit that I kinda got suckered by the idea of making money, but I did take the time to consider the outcome and how it would affect my life. In the end, I decided to join, not because I wanted to make tonnes of money, but rather, to get an idea of how this sales business works, and learn a thing or two about, well, running and maintaining a business.

Before you start going postal about uplines, downlines, benefits, bonuses, blah blah blah… why don’t you throw those things out the window, first. There’s something a lot of people have missed out and misunderstood about MLM. Don’t think about earning money through methods that do not involve you going out and selling something. Now, do you see a similarity between MLM and other businesses? That’s right, it’s all about making a sale, and earning profit from the sale.

Take for example, a kedai runcit. You put your goods on display in your shop. A customer sees, oh a kedai runcit, walks in, looks around, maybe buy a canned drink and walk out. Simple right? Not quite. To run a kedai runcit requires a pretty big capital. You’ve got to invest in many things, the shoplot, your stock of goods, equipment, transport, insurance, etc.

Now, take a look at MLM. Instead of waiting in your shop for customers to come, you go out of your way to go and meet your potential customers, since you’re not sure if they’d even buy your product. Then you display your product, and attempt to convince them to buy from you. Your MLM investments would be pretty big, too. Membership, investing in your supply of products, transport to meet your customers, and the greatest of all assests, the time and effort you spent attempting to make a sale; which, if done wrongly, might not even convince a kid to buy a lollypop from you.

Both kedai runcit and MLM involve two things. Investing some money, and selling things to earn it back and maybe a little bit more. Both businesses involve effort, lots of it. However, MLM has something that a kedai runcit does not. When you run an MLM business, you have the opportunity to expand your business by having people work under you. Just as how a tauke would hire a cashier, so can an MLM-er [as in ML Marketer] recruit someone to work under his supervision.

Naturally, a cashier and downline both play very different roles. A cashier just helps the tauke to do business, while a downliner runs a business of his own. He also does this under the guidance of his upline, who is now seasoned with the ways of the business world. Nonetheless, both people have to work hard in order to reap in any profit at all. You don’t make a sale, you don’t make any profit. Simple as that.

So, if you’re angered about the Lampe-Berger crap, well, yeah, I’m angry about it, too. In fact, I believe I’m angrier about it than you are. Because it tarnishes the good name of other MLM companies that’s just trying to earn an honest buck, and encourage other people to do the same. For those who suggested a ban on MLM, here’s a big fat middle finger for you.

You have no idea how MLM works, and you also have no idea how many people have lead better lives because they’ve made use of the given opportunity to conduct a business that they can expand, even whitout the very basic of business knowledge or the need to invest in a shoplot and hire workers. Those are the very people who work very hard, put their faces up front, and tore down their pride just to make a sale so they can feed their families.

I’m very well aware of the many scams that were based off the MLM concept, but that doesn’t mean MLM is the bane of it all, is it? If your PC got pwned by a virus, if you know and understand that a virus is just a different form of program, would you say all programs are bad? Cool, I’d like to see how you want to hand in that annual report to your boss without using a modern PC. I suggest a typewriter, or a punchcard reader. The very same idea applies.

MLM is NOT about easy money.
MLM is NOT a method of making money without effort.
MLM is NOT about recruiting more and more people.
It’s about learning how to do business.
It’s about how to manage your resources.
It’s all about hard work.

Keep that in mind before you start another MLM-flaming bitch.


Chuck is teh pwn.

So Blueserver went through a server upgrade, which also meant that they’re finnaly moving up to [the latest] version 1.20d of Warcraft 3. So, the good chieftain of our nT clan, tcchang, forwarded us the rapidshare link to the freshly-released blueserver noobpack.

The following conversations then took place;

Tcchang: faster install
Me: trying to DL lol
Me: wow, 44MB
Tcchang: download speed is damn slow
Me: im getting 40++ KBps
Tcchang: got or not???
Me: lol
Tcchang: dun cheat me
Tcchang: every1 oso below 10kb/s
Me: where got i cheat one
Me: i only left 14 mins
Tcchang: peh is the most now…
Me: whats his speed?
Tcchang: 6.5
Tcchang: me 4.5
Me: dude.
Tcchang: ur speed how much seriouslly?
Me: wan see screenshot?
Tcchang: faster send me
Tcchang: screenshot

Well, I swear to god, I did NOT photoshop this image.




And then I realised the reason why I got a faster speed.

Tcchang: fuk lar
Tcchang: cheat lar weh~!
Me: dun look at me
Me: which mirror u pick?
Tcchang: omega
Tcchang: u?
Me: alpha
Me: lol
Tcchang: cacat

I pwn.