I wish for world peace.

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BWAKHAKHKAHAKHKAHAKHAHKKHKAKAHAKHA OH MY GOD, *gasp* I’M SORRY, BUT *gasp* I CAN’T FUCKING HOLD IT IN ANYMO- BWAKHAKHAKHAKHKAHAKHAKHAKHKAHKAHAKHAKHKAA!!!~~

Okay, enough fun for the morning.

In other news,

?Entertainment is allowed provided the artistes can entertain the crowd on pious matters,? said Dewan Ulama chief Harun Taib.
[source: Malaysiakini.com]

I believe our Christian brothers have been able to provide entertainment on pious matters without much fuss. Look at P.O.D. for example, or a whole bunch of Christian rock bands. I’m sure you’ve heard plenty more yourself. Surely that doesn’t stop us Muslims from having some entertainment that truly entertains us instead boring us to sleep. In fact, I’ve heard several different Muslim rappers from the U.S. playing on IKIM FM. I believe the *big* hoohaa around this alternative entertainment is that it’s often perceived with a narrow-minded perspective.

While I’ve have never given a shit about AF or M’sian Idol [let alone be a Mawi fan], I do find it appaling that certain parties label him as non-halal entertainment. Like, WTF? Mawi didn’t preach your kids to worship satan or to sacrifice kitty cats for superhuman powers, why is he deemed non-halal?

In case you don’t live in Malaysia, the ‘Halal’ issue is an anthill that frequently shapeshifts into Mount Bloody Everest.

I can understand if you deem cigarettes as non-halal, because it’s addictive and it kills you.
I can understand if you deem taugeh [bean sprouts] as non-halal because it tastes like shit, and that their population grow exponentially to take over the world [HA! I spilled your evil plans you fucktard vegetables!].
I can understand if you deem Ragnarok Online as non-halal because it’s an insult to MMORPG fans worldwide and should not have made it to Malaysian shores.

But I, for one, cannot fathom, not by a small fraction, why Mawi [and no one else before him in his league] is deemed so. What a bunch of hypocrits. And you call yourself pious men?

You know what pious people do?

Pious people use their brains to move their tongue.
Pious people make others’ lives better without seeking acknowledgement.
Pious people drive courteously and let pregnant women have their seat on the LRT.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

Pious people teach kids not to play Ragnarok Online.

But what’s this I’m seeing? Pious people making sweeping statements? Pious people speaking with the fury of a boar that got kancho-ed? Pious people burning stuff down? Hold protests? Look like fools? Teach kids to play Ragnarok online?

Well, if it’s one thing true about what they said, is that the end of the world is near. Mwhahahaha, ohhh how I love the irony.