Murphy’s Law of Love

September 13th, 2005

Now I don’t usually bother with people’s status on Yahoo Messenger, but a certain friend of mine put a very interesting remark for his status. I don’t know if he’s in love [or in lust] or whatever, but hell, coming from someone like him, it’s almost unbelievably true. It goes like this;

Murphy’s Law of Love :-
# If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
# The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

And his final statement just hit me a jackpot.

# Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant, Constant is always zero.

You gotta love his cynicism.

Anonymous says:

Yahoo/MSN status, and forum avatars, and email signatures are all the constant source of fun and inspiration for me. (Mostly from reading them, and the exchanges between a few common friends via just status messages)

Yahoo status = ‘I am available’… rotfl. 

Said totoro

Anonymous says:

My YM status = “I’m quite available” XD 

Said Asyraf Lee

Anonymous says:

My yahoo status – My cherry ain’t popped yet , so come and pop me . :P~~ 

Said YungJie

Anonymous says:

My yahoo status – My cherry ain’t popped yet , so come and pop me . :P~~  ”

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

Said Asyraf Lee

Anonymous says:

Ahahahahah. your friend is witty and observant :) Nice one. 

Said FoongJin

Anonymous says:

gotta agree with it, for both – men n women. sad, sad 

Said sherz

Anonymous says:

Wahaha. Genius. 

Said Albert Ng

Anonymous says:

totoro: signatures [esp on anime/cartoon forums] are great sources superb one-liners, yes. especially at Animesuki, lol.

Asyraf: ‘Quite’ available?

Yung: I curse thee to remain a virgin until you force yourself out of it :p

Jin: He picked the nice lines, lol.

sher: my sentiments exactly

albert: there’s more where that came from.

 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

Yes. I am currently going for a girl but then I still have to keep my options wide open. 

Said Asyraf Lee

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