Whenever you disturb a guy playing DOTA [or CS, for that matter], it’s like grabbing his leg while he’s playing football. DON’T EVER do that! You might think “it’s just a game”, but the player it’s more than a game. To go AFK, to lag or -God forbid- to leave a game, is costly to his reputation. Why? His teammates will label him a spoilsport, aka leaver, [or lagger if he's lagging] and the other team won’t have as much fun playing anymore even if they win. The reason why guys can get so indulged with DOTA is that they’re playing with real people in the comfort of their own homes. They’re not just messing around with some silly AI. They’re on a very real playing ground which demands focus and skill.

If you piss him off by pestering him [or whatever shit it is that demands his attention] he’s going to channel his wrath onto you. Beware. Unless, of course, it’s an emergency like you burned your freaking face or the house is falling apart. If it’s just your stupid cat stuck in the goddamn tree, go fuck yourself. Girls, this when you should really respect your boyfriend’s me-time. Seriously.

Lesson: Whatever you do, DON’T disrupt his pace while playing DOTA.

[You can piss the hell out of RO players for all I care cause they're a bunch of pussies who can't tell between a cheap-glamour centric MMORPG from a REAL MMORPG like World of Warcraft. Who fucking cares about a pixelated wedding in a virtual world that you can't even step into? You're still just a sorry cheapskate couple wishing you had more sex.]

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This is for rempits on the road. For heaven’s sake, PLEASE FUCKING FIX YOUR BROKEN TAILLIGHTS!!! I can’t fucking see you! I don’t know how many idiots on the road I nearly ran into because their taillights don’t light up. Some don’t even have brake lights! I mean, come on, dude, it’s your fucking ass at stake, not mine! The most that’s gonna happen to me would be dents or scratches on Boy if I ever hit you. And that can repaired. What if you broke your fucking face? Man, that’d be a sight to see.

I don’t know how else to put this next one. Unless your head is made of scratchproof durasteel, WEAR A FUCKING HELMET. I’d really hate to scrape up the mess if your head gets smashed into Boy. See I don’t really care about your freaking head, cause, well, it’s not mine, you see. But seriously, wear a safe helmet, clip it up, and give way to whatever that has more wheels than you.

Lesson: Rempits should be banned from using highways.

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And last but not least….

[deep breath]

Gundams >>>>> Transformers. I don’t care what you think, Albert XD Gundams FTW. Period.

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Sorry, I had a rough day with assignments and studies today. Hence the insanity. If you feel offended, well,… grab a cucumber and shove it up your plughole. Fuck you.

UPDATE: Bikers are nice people. It’s the rempits that should be exterminated from our roads. Thanks for the pointer Asyraf!