Why I Don’t Wear White Tops

August 16th, 2005

While I have a strong preference for dark coloured clothes, I do like white. I love plain white t-shirts very much, to be honest. But I have a big problem that doesn’t allow me to wear them without feeling self-concious. Due to the amount of fats deposited around my chest abound, it kinda pushes the tangent of those muscles upright. In layman’s terms, my nipples aren’t really the shy type.

So if I wear only a plain white t-shirt and nothing under it, 2 tiny bumps will be embosssed and clearly visible from about 100 metres away. WUAAAAA!!!! I wanna wear the PPS t-shirt goddamit!!

[no, I won't post any photos. now stop that barfing already.]

Anonymous says:

You gotta get nipple stickers. Very handy things those. Easily available from your nearest topshop, or most anywhere else actually. 

Said Kerfy

Anonymous says:

Hmm. Nipple stickers. Pleasing my vanity is such a troublesome matter. I don’t like the idea sticking things on my nipples -_-;; 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

hey i have the same problem as you. not only white color tops it’s just that my nipple will be seen whenever they wanted to be seen. hahahahaha 

Said Che-Cheh

Anonymous says:

At least I’m fortunate enough that the bumps aren’t so visible on darker coloured t-shirts. 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

I wonder what kinds of exercises can be done to reduce the size of them man-boobs. 

Said GanaeshD

Anonymous says:

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLACK NIPPLES! :)) 

Said sherz

Anonymous says:

LOL, this is the first time I hear it from a man. Use scotch tape? Tarik sekali dengan bulu-bulu tu.  

Said lilian

Anonymous says:

Ganaesh: I donno, slap them every so often, perhaps. They might stay down that way.

Sher: Yeah. Laugh all you want.

Lilian: Aiyorrr…you  oso want me to put sticky things on my nipple? Please lah. 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

dammit! I clicked here to see a photo! 

Said simon

Anonymous says:

BITCH TITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Said YungJie

Anonymous says:

simon: oh, i’m VERY sorry to dissapoint you -_-

yung: stfu, noob. 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

how could you T.T 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

hei faz, instead of hiding it, why dont u jz let em’ nipples stick out…u never know, someone might get turned on…haha!!! 

Said Vinder

Anonymous says:

Actually, someone DID ask me to show it off, today -_-;; 

Said Silencers

Anonymous says:

yeah… that was the most bizarre request I’ve ever heard.
-_-;; 

Said GanaeshD

Anonymous says:

love
 

Said bonds

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