It’s in your hands.

I have the last nail in my palm. The undertaker’s hammer awaits patiently for my next course of action. Will I be able to resist the temptation, and let it have the nail? No, mustn’t let the hammer have it. My grip is weak, and the nail slipping through my fingers. Seconds are trickling through […]

“Why are you still single?” she asked “It’s quite hard to believe, you know, for someone like you.”
“Well, that’s probably because I’m not as lucky as you are.” I replied.
“I’m sure someone notices the real kind of person you are. I mean, you’re not saying you haven’t tried right?” she continued.
She has no idea.
“I’ve had […]

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We were having dinner at a roadside western food stall when one of the waiters decided to put up a standard-sized Jalur Gemilang on the stall. So I asked my dinner companion;

“Does 31 August mean anything to you, anymore?”
“What, besides a day to raise flags? What difference is there during other days? It’s not like […]