The Silent Room

This post is dedicated to 2 lovely ladies who made my day with just their presence. Visit their blog and say hi! ;)

One of my classmates; let’s call him Olie; is quite the smoker, but he’s a great guy to hang around with. Now, I basically don’t give a shit if a guy smokes, as long I don’t breathe his waste into my lungs. So, big deal, I put the aside my prejudice against somkers for him because, well, he’s a funny guy :p But today, he starts to piss me off.

Olie: [huge grin]Eee Eee.. gemukla ko nih, diet la sikit! [punches my arm]
Me: AHHH!! Tak nak, aku punya suka la nak makan cara apa!
O: Sampai bila ko nak gemuk nih, ha? Tengok macm aku, macho je ni, ha. [he is rather well-built, I should say]
Me: Alaa, ko macho, tapi kau busuk. Aku gemuk takpe, ada perut, awek boleh buat bantal. Ko tu, busuk, dan takde aset langsung, apa cerita?

We were going back and forth calling each other ‘Gemuk’ and ‘Busuk’ all the way to Terminal for some breakfast. Fufu and San were laughing at the scene, and neither of us cared. It was fun acting like kindergarten kids. So we took a seat and talked about trivial stuff, until;

Me: Ko tak makan ke? [everyone else had something to eat, Olie was just having a drink]
Olie: Tak.. aku tak nak gemuk, macam sorang member aku nih [lights up a cig]
M: Biar gemuk, janji aku tak busuk.
O: Gemuk tak macho, beb. Mana awek nak kat orang gemuk.
M: Eleh, kalau aku gemuk awek buleh panggil aku comel, buleh main cubit cubit perut. Ko busuk awek nak dekat pun takleh.

Just at that moment, I saw a familiar face taking a seat, so I called out;

Me: Jyh Yian! Never see me isit?
Jyh Yian: FAZRIIIIIIII!!~~ [comes over to my table]
Me: No more class ah you?
JY: Got lah, after this. Eh, what you doing here?
Me: Makan la, what else?

We had some small talk for a few seconds and she went back to her table. We resumed our trivial conversation and then I saw yet another familiar face;

Me: Oih, Sher, why you come so late? I almost finish edy.
Sher: Ehh, didn’t see you there! I just finish class maa..

It was then I turned back to Olie, and fired out:

Me: Nampak tu? Aku gemuk gemuk pun, awek dah 2 orang aku sapu. Engkau berapa?
Olie: Aiseh, main tipu pulak dia!
Fufu: Hahaha, tula pasal, amoi pulak tu. Jangan main-main woo..
Me: [kembang hidung] Biasala aku, tak busuk macam sorang member aku tu. [evil laugh]
Olie: [eyes of tak puas hati-ness] Takpe takpe.. nanti kau.

Bwakhkahkakha!!! You guys rock! Thanks, ladies!