Yeah, you heard me right. Episode 3 sucks, and I regretted it. Here I compile a list as to why I concluded so.

- You get a grunt [non-hero] pilot who doesn’t panic when his fighter craft [whatever it is] swarmed by those little droids.
- You get droids that go ‘Ahh, run!!’ when the Jedi start swinging their sabers and go ‘Ouch, that hurts’ when they get an arm cut off.
-Darth Tyranus isn’t so keen on swinging his lightsaber, and thats how he lost to Anakin [come on, you already know Anakin kils the old fart].
- And what happened to the lightsaber that he used in Episode 2? The one with the curved hilt?
- R2-D2 can defeat battle droids.
- One lightsaber wins against four.
- A Jedi’s clothes dries up so fast.
- Yoda talks too much for his own good. He’s supposed to be enigmatic, speaking as little as possible. “Into hiding I will go.” Yeah, do that, you green gremlin. And to think I was all over you back in Episode 2. You failed me.
- When you turn to the dark side, you get a temporary yellow sharingan.
- Abuse of the Force. Come on, you’re fighting on a river of LAVA, and you perfectly land on that little floating miner droid? And still fight?
- Not a single drop of blood was spilled [episode 2 had some blood].
- A jedi master who can’t defend himself from blaster shots. Not a youngling, not a padawan, not a knight. A MASTER. Goddamit, live up to your title lah!
- Horrible, horrible script
- Vader reluctantly screaming ‘NOOOOO’ at the end.
- Wearing boots on a volcanic planet and your boots don’t melt? Wow, the Force sure is strong in those boots.

At least Mace Windu’s fight was a good one. I still think Episode 2 is the best.

note: I have updated my anime list up to this month. I have burnt a lot of DVDs the past few weeks :) You can see it under the ‘Favourites’ category.