Oh. My. God. Man can no longer pride themselves as being the only one with the ability to pee standing up because now women can do it, too. I find this rather unbelievable. Now I have plenty of scenes running in my mind. Scenes you would usually see at the urinal in the men’s restrooms, except now they’re replaced by women.

Oh, boy. First they wore ties, and then strap-ons, and now they’re gonna pee standing up? But one thing’s for sure, I’m not gonna wear some fake set of tits [Meet the Fockers, anyone?] to milk my baby. And now the idea of marrying someone who wants to be a SAHM is more tempting than ever.