I received some terrible news which I refuse to discuss because it caused me a great deal of depression. However, in an attempt to maintain a positive outlook on life, I watched a few episodes of South Park, play CS:S, and figured that I should share with you some jokes you can pull off to annoy your friends. Please note that these are jokes are meant to be told in Malay for maximum impact.

Apa dia ‘Jauh di mata, dekat di hati’?
Usus.

Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki…siapakah saya?
Pembohong.

Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Tahi hidung.

Apa benda bila masuk dia lurus, bila keluar dia bengkok?
Jari yang mengorek hidung/telinga.

Gajah terbang dengan apa?
Dengan susah payah.

Dalam banyak-banyak jam, jam apa yang memerlukan air untuk berfungsi?Jamban.

And last but not least, my personal all-time favourite [highlight to read answer];

Have a great week!