…Sarah is always online doesn’t mean you can [ab]use her when I’M the one currently holding her attention.
…Sarah has a nice fat collection of entertainment doesn’t mean you can simply sort out MY settings so they suit YOUR alien taste!
…Sarah is better equipped than yours are doesn’t mean you can demand so many things from her
…your laptop sucks doesn’t mean you should depend on Sarah all the time.
…my settings are alien to you doesn’t mean you have to modify those settings and NOT RESTORE those settings so I can work in peace
…Boy [my car] doesn’t get the chance to park inside doesn’t mean you can just ride him, AND LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMEWHERE UNSAFE so you can meet with your boyfriend and go in HIS CAR! Ask him to pick you up, then ASS!
..I’m the youngest sibling doesn’t mean you can take Boy’s spare keys and take him out WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST!! Especially after I just got him home from the carwash.
…I don’t do my share in the house bills doesn’t mean you can treat me and my property as though they are yours.

Bitch.