On a peaceful Friday morning, I was sleeping in, enjoying the comfort [and odor] of my pair of bantal busuk [aka ‘bantal busyuk’]. Around 12.00 pm, my phone rang. Lazily, I check and noticed it was a Malaccan number. With a yawn, I answered the call…
Me: Hewwlllrrrooooowww? [yawning]
Kak Zara: Hello, ni Fazri Nuha ye?
Me: Ya […]

My ADSL modem fucked up.
I’ve been offline for about a week. The modem screwed up friday night. Called up on monday morning. Only got a reply on the following friday morning. Thankfully, the technician came to my place with a new modem about half an hour ago. SO I can safely assume that they compile […]

Sunday is the MMU Convocation Day. As of this year, it’s conveniently being held at Melaka.
So, this weekend, the CBK House are having two special guests. Mr. Alan Hwong, the Sarawakian, came to honour his brother’s graduation. The other one is Mr. Oon Hup Lim, who is doing the same for his sister.
Hup Lim is […]

Some dreams must stay a dream. Especially when it comes to relationships.
I spent a lot of time day-dreaming about the things I would do for a significant other. It just happens and I can’t help it. In the end, I only realized that I was being foolish to be so mushy-mushy when in fact I’m […]

That’s why I’m oh-so-broke this entire fucking semester.
I’ve always wondered if it was really my fault that my money came in late. OMG. A week after delivery of my result slip copy, I made a call to Yayasan Telekom Malaysia.
It returned me a blank tone. So I tried again. This time it was engaged. I […]